Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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