just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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