you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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