HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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