rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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