What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
She bit a glass in half.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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