Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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