I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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