That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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