i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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