My nipple is on Facebook.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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