im gay
i know
yea but for you.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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