I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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