I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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