"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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