Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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