i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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