So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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