Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
