I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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