I showed him my bush... on skype.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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