its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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