doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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