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(408): View more from California

Where is the hickey?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.

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(613): View more from Ontario

There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.

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(970): View more from Colorado

He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys

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(859): View more from Kentucky

apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.

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(660): View more from Missouri

How did you make it to work sans hangover?

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4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols

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(206): View more from Washington

So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...

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(530): View more from California

My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.

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(619): View more from California

He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp

(1-619): View more from California

Only you could benefit from a reckless driver

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