Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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