It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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