we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
she peed on how many people?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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