chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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