You were right. It hurts to walk today.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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