We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
She is in my trunk
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
tell me about the eggs
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
