you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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