i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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