Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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