Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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