matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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