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(540): View more from Virginia

I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more

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(256): View more from Alabama

Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....

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(716): View more from New York

He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.

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(330): View more from Ohio

So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...

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(416): View more from Toronto

At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?

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(630): View more from Illinois

it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.

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(415): View more from California

yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line

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