Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I love you.
Bad choice
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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