Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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