Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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