No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Holy sore nipples Batman
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
