Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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