Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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