If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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