At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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