belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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