the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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