Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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