Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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