One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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