So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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