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So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!

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(203): View more from Connecticut

walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

mmm whisky

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reminds me of losing my job

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(708): View more from Illinois

Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes

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(646): View more from New York

He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.

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(708): View more from Illinois

This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on

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(647): View more from Ontario

HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat

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