no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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