i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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