Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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