he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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