are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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