It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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